Creature Comforts

Weird shit I've seen in the hallway outside my room and in the vicinity of the guest house:

• geckos
• a dragon fly
• a frog
• a cat
• a cockroach the length of my index finger
• mosquitoes
• more mosquitoes
• a rat

Weird shit I've seen on the back of motor scooters (and sometimes the front):

• a wind shield - for a car
• a desk
  
• a refrigerator
• a large flat-panel television
  
• four grown women
• four people and a dog
• a man and four children
• babies standing on the back, no hands
• me, trying not to crap myself and holding on for dear life